I'm now obsessed with potato ruffles.

And it's all DAWN {insert aforementioned's surname}'S* FAULT!

Now i'm going to get FAT FAT FAT.

And it's all HER fault!

:P

*the following persons insisted on their surnames being withdrawn from the above verse. Thus making my LOVELY poem not longer a work of art.

Really now, an avid literature student standing in the way of literature. Tsk.